so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
foreverstuckinsadness: wheniswarped: -annoying: you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk it’s like a different race or something But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr. Exactly^
cheerupsmelly: sometimes i can’t even bear to look at niall because his beauty feels like 68 trumpets repeatedly beating me in the face
person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.
twyll: i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like aw yeah we tight we bros but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????
i hate sundays because sunday is homework day but i cant do my homework because i have to spend my day accepting the fact that i have school tomorrow
you don’t know frustration until you’ve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
sluttyoliveoil: poopflow: poopflow: arrest you’re you’re under arrest for this joke